What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
14.06.2025 06:58
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
What is the difference between the Bible and the Qur'an?
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
Have you ever been forced to dress like a girl?
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
At what point did you realize it was the right time to leave your job?
HELLO
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
Yes sir it is.
After a few moments he returns.
Sure no problem officer.
How can one learn to talk frankly?
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Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??